Home province of “a certain unnamed bisexual bassoonist” from the Albertan Secret Guard's “tactical-bands unit,” alleged to have had an affair with Avril Incandenza • and of a “shadowy” tycoon who owns the “View-Out-the-Simulated-Window-of-Various-Lavish-Homes-in-Exotic-Locales Channel,” party to the “cable kabal” that helped bring down the “Big Four” networks • location of Medical Imagery of Alberta, co-producers of Every Inch of Disney Leith • home base of “ultra-rightists,” whom nothing “much pleases.”